January 2011
“Even if I do something unruly, I be like “fuck a nigga I was probably...”
– #lifeview
Interested in:
Compliments and attention while keeping a safe distance. Unless you’re a dope dude then get at me #facebookneedstogetreal
Yogi pop on american idol
Okay I don’t normally watch american idol but, THIS duuude looked like white michael jackson (with dope moves to match) and sang miley cyrus with a japanese accent.
TRIPLE THREAT this guy got a youtube or what
Why?
There are a thirteen+ stalls, almost all are empty, and you choose the one next to mine.
Personal pet peeve. At first they switched and I was like ya bitch leftover pee in the toilet that’s what you get move along but she just moved to the other side of me. •___•
Lately I Can't Stop Thinking About You or...
You honestly might end up marrying her but I know I’ll always be in the back of your mind.
I don’t think I’ll find someone I could feel more comfortable around— now I second guess every text message I send.
It’s strange to know that if I had overcome my fear we’d still be together, the path I would have taken would have been healthier, and most important,...
kanyewestplz @ gmail.com
sweetemailaddress69:
Well he had just released The College Dropout.
Middle school was a really lonely time for me………
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Submitted by the-allure
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
#youknowwhensomeonefamousonljcommentsyourjournal and you think its a big deal?
o wait, how embarassin o___O
“I hate people that lie about being something their not. Everybody wannna claim...”
– Real status on facebook.
SO LIVE
#jafakinnn
“Dear pervert,
Please tell me how I’m supposed to eat this thing without...”
– - www.dearblankpleaseblank.com
Once (last week) I was on video chat.
Came back from the kitchen with a popsicle. Said, “Oh.” Closed the screen.
Ate the popsicle by myself, thinking about how dirty this would have looked.
Realized I am socially unacceptable.
Became a hermit....
Lady and the tramp
Me: Night nigga
Him: Sweet dreams little warm muffin
--_____--
Aunt, coming in from the kitchen: I'm just gonna open the door, the food I'm cooking is gonna smell
Me: Why don't you just open a window in there?
Aunt: Nah....
Don't you hate when you finally get The Sims on...
all downloaded, and then it doesn’t work. You even got the new patches or some shit, even though you don’t know what that is and probably have a virus.
And you sat there 3 hours waiting for it to load, and now, DISC IMAGE ERROR.
Oh, no wait, that’s just me.
Brb eating cinnabon cereal and never leaving the...
Uncle: Yeah, the fighter was good, depressing. I mean...
Me: Did you cry??
Uncle: ....
Me: That's a yes
Uncle: We also have the Perfect Combination
Me: :/ Wut?
Uncle: Its a black movie.
Me: OMG YESS
